I SHOW EM WHO WAS THE HIGH NOW

frogbong:

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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kids-n-teens-blog:

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unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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dundermifflinscranton:

me: *makes one small mistake*

my brain: (SLAMMING HANDS ON TABLE AND CHANTING) DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEAT

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